Me

"Why can’t you just balance school,friends,sleep and other activities?!?" Says the adult who works for sixteen hours a day and sleeps for eight

tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

sweatyeah:

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is adorable!

aww

(Source: patrickmasturbateman)

fieldbears:

britneyjustin:


britsanity:






Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”



i can never not reblog this



T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”


The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

fieldbears:

britneyjustin:

britsanity:

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

slapdancing:

poodlepunk:

both of my legs are asleep

Draw dicks on them

imperiosity:

The worst feeling ever is like, “well I’m really fucking used to this happening but it still really fucking hurt”

janebuzjane:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

rebelside:

But seriously do you ever think that all those who died in the battle of Hogwarts probably went on the chocolate frogs’ cards . And Teddy opening one before going on the train to Hogwarts and seeing his parents smiling at him, so they were actually there to see him off on his first year.

how fucking dare you

once i finish crying im gonna fuck u up

curtisplease:

plowjob:

what would the foot version of fisting be called

a huge mistake

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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lesleylloyd:

quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME

lesleylloyd:

quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME

(Source: howlolcanyougo)

Dear friends of Tumblr,

i-lost-my-shoe-again:

tardis-peach:

mortally-challenged:

sorryimjessi:

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

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is that fucking martin freeman

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.